I, JOHN MONTAGU,
OUT OF NECESSITY OR CONVENIENCE OR BOTH,
WHEN MY STOMACH WAS RAVENOUS,
AND BOTH MY HANDS WERE PREOCCUPIED,
WHEN A FORK AND A KNIFE WOULD SIMPLY NOT DO,
WHEN I HAD A GIRL ON EACH KNEE
AND A GAME OF CARDS HIGH AT STAKE,
WHEN NOTHING SEEMED LIKE IT COULD
SCRATCH THIS ITCH THAT I HAD
FOR A SLAB OF BEEF AND SOME STINKY CHEESE
AND A CRUST OF BREAD AND SOME PURPLE GRAPES,
IN NEED OF A VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY QUICK SUPPER,
INVENTED THE SANDWICH
a play about excess
by David Roby
